Mr. Zoom asked if I thought marriage was difficult. Since we were on the couch and I had a fully charged, functioning iPad in my lap, I said “No.”
One second later he farted, then turned to me and asked “How about now?”
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do-over said:
Gratuitous conflict like this is what keeps me from getting married.
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A man after my own heart.
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