I Fall Down Stairs

Have you ever seen anything more ridiculous than a husband trying to comfort his hysterical wife because she lost an S.O.S. cleaning biscuit in the toilet - as in all the way down the bad pipe of the toilet - because she’s been using those things for years and they float and she’s never ever clogged a toilet with an S.O.S. pad before and she feels really really stupid?

Me either.

If this is any kind of preview to that change of life thing I’ve heard about, I’m going to have to go to the batting cages and take some pitches to the uterus.

  1. ivegotzooms posted this