January 2011
9 posts
We went to dinner and were of course sat right next to the table with the woman in a roller disco outfit and a mink stole. there was also the small matter of a headband holding a single black feather on her forehead. Her husband and child were there too.
We didn’t dare bring out the cell phones for pictures. We might be assholes, but we at least try to draw a line at some point. Besides,...
Or, Fuck It.
Apparently the pixellation is ingrained in the posting of it. Or whatever. You win internet. Im’a put you down now.
This is because I don’t have instagram, isn’t it.
whoops
Sorry about the delete and repost. The original picture was pixelated and Mr. Zoom cried. So I had to fix that.
He Said it Wasn't His First Time at the Rodeo.
He asked me to think about what I wanted for my birthday.
“I want a game where zombies play pin-the-tail on the donkey in space. Live donkeys. But don’t worry, the donkeys have shotguns tied to their heads that they shoot with their ears. I just haven’t figured out how they would reload. It being space and all.”
That’s when he said he was going to look into the government subsidies he should...
Last week a vendor sent me a full sized candy bar taped to a flyer. This was a change from the bags of cookies they’ve been sending me for years.
I’ll be honest. I prefer to think of vendor swag as a kind of panty throwing. Some of them are collected by your roadies, some are left on the stage because your tetanus booster is past due.
A full size candy bar was a rookie move. I...
