January 2010
7 posts
Mark the Tape
“I don’t know whether to tell you this or not.” I heard him say from the kitchen. “You might freak out. But then, you might not. This isn’t something we discussed before or since we got married.”
“Well, with an introduction like that, how could I possibly freak out?” I mumbled from the couch. I figured my participation was needed for some spousal...
There's this fantastic book I am dying to read....
Unfortunately, every time I read as much as a paragraph of it I end up sleeping the sleep of someone who could be featured in either an institution or an A&E network special.
A History of Ghosts, by Peter H. Aykroyd, is the quite possibly the best book I might never get to read. Especially if Mr. Zoom throws it into the volcano because I can’t seem to remember that the ice maker makes...
Because There Would Have Been Dancing.
weselec:
ivegotzooms:
[snip] Mr. Zoom: Please don’t be dancing.
YOU ARE THE REASON TWEETUPS EXIST AND YET YOU ARE CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT WTF
This will end up being one of those TLwouldratherlickacheesegrater type things so I’ll blurt our reasons and then do my patented microburst explanation that leaves everyone tired and numb.
We really wanted to be there, but could not.
All you...
Mind Weld
Mr. Zoom: It's amazing how low the price of flash drives are now.
ivegotzooms: Oh, just like the price on copies of the movie Flashdance.
Mr. Zoom: Sure. That's exactly what I was thinking when I said that out loud. You're a freaking miracle. *Leaves the room*
ivegotzooms: WHAT A FEEEEELING! SOMETHING SOOOOMETHING BEEELIEEEVING!
Mr. Zoom: Please don't be dancing.
You know how sometimes knowing one spouse makes...
Not in this house. Because there’s a bigger issue in town and it is the fact that Mr. Zoom can fold fitted sheets. Like they were just brought home from the store. Every time. Without an iron or cardboard or cursing. It’s like he’s conducting an orchestra.
In fact, he can wrangle any linen into submission so hard that after 4 years of marriage I still look in the trash for the...