I Fall Down Stairs

You know, it isnt often, or ever, really, that I drive away from my house to go out with friends and feel like I’m driving towards the lesser of two explosive situations …

Nothing little about him. SIZE MATTERS, THERE, I SAID IT.

I did think of you though. Wish you lived closer, because that liking spiders thing is a skill you could totally sell.

Nothing little about him. SIZE MATTERS, THERE, I SAID IT.

I did think of you though. Wish you lived closer, because that liking spiders thing is a skill you could totally sell.

This is going to double post, oh well.

Guess who drove home to find a neighbor in her yard and a fire engine in front of her house.

Everyone and everything is fine.

Pictured neighbor hit a gas line while installing a fence. The fire department is waiting for the gas to disperse. I missed all of the news worthy stuff. I’m just glad everything and everyone is fine.

Except for the massive spider in my shower.

Turns out firemen will get spiders out of your house if you ask lunatic-y enough.

Yes, yes I did. Opportunity knocks, you best open the door and hand it a broom.

This is going to double post, oh well.

Guess who drove home to find a neighbor in her yard and a fire engine in front of her house.

Everyone and everything is fine.

Pictured neighbor hit a gas line while installing a fence. The fire department is waiting for the gas to disperse. I missed all of the news worthy stuff. I’m just glad everything and everyone is fine.

Except for the massive spider in my shower.

Turns out firemen will get spiders out of your house if you ask lunatic-y enough.

Yes, yes I did. Opportunity knocks, you best open the door and hand it a broom.

STM

"I like you, but you are a SHIT wingman." Wilfred.

"JUKEBOX! I’m gonna put $7 worth of Hoobastank in it." Rafi, The League

Best offer ever? I think so.

Best offer ever? I think so.