I Fall Down Stairs

potjie:

ivegotzooms:

fistsoffolly:

ivegotzooms:

Caramelized onions are the saddest things to ever be attached to the word caramel.

I was all set to agree with you but then I typed “caramelized” into the googles and it also showed “caramelized brussels sprouts” and that seems sadder.  

My whole life is about getting ink on the contract before someone remembers to Google.

I love caramelized brussels sprouts what is wrong with you people.

I don’t know what is wrong with Fisticuffs of Foolishness (hey, that Google thing is handy), but my mom would probably say all of my errors are due to taking food out of the microwave before the third ding when I was a kid.

And you. Brussels sprouts. That is what’s wrong with you. Stop eating tiny green caramelized balls.

fistsoffolly:

ivegotzooms:

Caramelized onions are the saddest things to ever be attached to the word caramel.

I was all set to agree with you but then I typed “caramelized” into the googles and it also showed “caramelized brussels sprouts” and that seems sadder.  

My whole life is about getting ink on the contract before someone remembers to Google.

Caramelized onions are the saddest things to ever be attached to the word caramel.

I’ve got that disease where you put stuff in the washer and dryer fully believing you will come back when it is done and finish the job.

This shit needs a cure.

From the couch.

Tapped.

Tagged.
Chipped.
Non-negotiable. Is that hyphenated?

"Say 5 things you like about yourself publicly."

5. I am never bored, except sometimes at work when I am limited by the fact that one can’t just read any old book/internet or draw cookies on a legal pad for funsies.

4. I do not offend easily and I laugh often. I love a pair of shoes hanging on a telephone wire.

3. I am curious about everything. Except peas. I hate peas. And white chocolate.

2. I am honest. I will always try and reunite phones, pets, wallets, money, etc. with the owners.

1. My favorite thing is finding a gift for someone, and that moment I get to hand it to them. Especially if there is no reason for the gift - like it is not their birthday or Christmas.

I’m supposed to tag 10. I don’t tag people on these things, and there are all kinds of reasons why. But I would love for anyone to list things they like about themselves. Because I think it is too easy to fill that space by pointing out what we dislike or like in others - rather than talking about ourselves.